• Percy: Why is your sword bent?
  • Carter: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

Just sayin...

  • Percy/Jason meeting expectation: WHO THE HELL ARE BREATHING MY AIR IM GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY ASS YOU SON OF A BITCH<br/>
  • Percy/Jason meeting reality: Hey dude lets, like, be friends cuz u like, epic, man. let&#8217;s be bros 5eva *fistbump*<br/>
  • Percy/Carter meeting expectation: Hey dude lets, like, be friends cuz u like, epic, man. let&#8217;s be bros 5eva *fistbump*<br/>
  • Percy/Carter meeting reality: WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE BREATHING MY AIR IM GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY ASS YOU SON OF A BITCH</p>
  • Carter: Who the fuck are you?
  • Percy: Who the fuck are you?
  • Carter: I asked you first.
  • Percy: I asked you second.
radycat:

u go carter

radycat:

u go carter

reaping-angels:

APPARENTLY THIS IS WHAT RICK RIORDAN LOOKED LIKE WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER?????

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LOOK AT THAT MANE OF HAIR AND THAT PORN-STAR MUSTACHE

DEAR ZEUS HE HAD BEAUTIFUL HAIR

brolinexplizit:


                            ( both laugh )Bradley James : Definitely Colin. I don’t think there’s any doubt about that.Colin Morgan : (chuckles) Yeah… yeah. I’ll have to agree with that in case you boss me around.                               ( both laugh )Bradley James : I think like even if I’d never bossed around anyone ever before, ever, I think it would still be me because Colin is quite saintly in his behavior .. uhm I think he could make y’know Mother Teresa look like a product of the devil. (Colin chuckles) So that’s easily me for that. In fact, ask any negative question in terms of who is this or that, who does this the most, the answer will be me, I would have thought.Colin Morgan : I’ll always thank you for that reference to Mother Teresa. Thanks a lot, Bradley.Bradley James : No worries. She still looks up to you, Col, for your saintliness.

Conference call with Bradley James &amp; Colin Morgan (audio)

brolinexplizit:

                            ( both laugh )
Bradley James : 
Definitely Colin. I don’t think there’s any doubt about that.
Colin Morgan : (chuckles) Yeah… yeah. I’ll have to agree with that in case you boss me around.  
                             ( both laugh )
Bradley James : I think like even if I’d never bossed around anyone ever before, ever, I think it would still be me because Colin is quite saintly in his behavior .. uhm I think he could make y’know Mother Teresa look like a product of the devil. (Colin chuckles) So that’s easily me for that. In fact, ask any negative question in terms of who is this or that, who does this the most, the answer will be me, I would have thought.
Colin Morgan : I’ll always thank you for that reference to Mother Teresa. Thanks a lot, Bradley.
Bradley James : No worries. She still looks up to you, Col, for your saintliness.

Conference call with Bradley James & Colin Morgan (audio)

Idea for the next ac game:

estpolis:

shortcake-s:

no balloon furniture

i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what assassins creed game had balloon furniture in it

enchantedshovel:

*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in

mlracles:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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boopercy:

fillelune:

things i learned in ancient greek art today:

  • Achilles had a gay lover 
  • Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
  • there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
  • They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.

sounds like high school

(Source: aavec)